Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 934 | 2018-04-01 12:26:18 | 78.73 | 99% |
| 538 | 2018-03-19 05:17:45 | 66.89 | 99% |