Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3677 | 2017-04-07 18:16:54 | 58.54 | 89% |
| 2212 | 2017-02-04 18:03:46 | 51.59 | 85% |
| 1809 | 2017-01-21 12:33:53 | 55.09 | 90% |