Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1173 | 2019-09-02 12:12:10 | 70.63 | 94% |
| 510 | 2019-04-12 14:57:28 | 61.98 | 93% |