Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3301 | 2022-02-03 19:13:12 | 62.82 | 96% |
| 2344 | 2021-08-02 21:45:44 | 68.13 | 97% |
| 1249 | 2021-04-26 22:32:40 | 60.15 | 96% |
| 789 | 2021-03-23 13:27:33 | 60.47 | 95% |