Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5256 | 2018-04-20 11:28:18 | 38.89 | 94% |
| 1860 | 2017-05-20 10:23:33 | 41.66 | 92% |