Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5401 | 2019-04-09 12:56:31 | 104.40 | 98% |
| 5364 | 2019-04-04 12:21:21 | 110.78 | 99% |
| 3622 | 2018-07-26 15:50:52 | 103.78 | 99% |
| 45 | 2017-02-24 14:57:47 | 84.88 | 94% |