Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12926 | 2017-08-04 18:47:48 | 116.76 | 98% |
| 11182 | 2017-07-13 17:19:07 | 103.26 | 99% |
| 9870 | 2017-06-20 19:11:14 | 110.56 | 98% |
| 8873 | 2017-06-09 16:37:45 | 87.61 | 96% |
| 7848 | 2017-06-02 17:01:33 | 87.18 | 90% |
| 7318 | 2017-05-26 15:08:30 | 107.31 | 96% |
| 3485 | 2017-04-21 18:24:30 | 104.71 | 95% |
| 1375 | 2017-03-28 20:46:19 | 100.30 | 94% |