Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4844 | 2020-09-21 17:21:24 | 115.28 | 97% |
| 2039 | 2020-04-07 18:26:15 | 96.53 | 97% |