Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18334 | 2024-04-21 03:16:41 | 98.00 | 98.4% |
| 17619 | 2024-02-06 13:49:45 | 71.14 | 95% |
| 17518 | 2024-02-02 12:04:21 | 86.89 | 97% |
| 17221 | 2024-01-17 17:50:50 | 73.41 | 96.3% |
| 9728 | 2022-10-04 14:03:09 | 70.57 | 97% |
| 8290 | 2022-04-07 01:19:02 | 73.51 | 95% |
| 6868 | 2022-01-06 04:28:36 | 71.31 | 96% |
| 4880 | 2021-11-04 01:22:37 | 79.21 | 98% |
| 2452 | 2021-06-04 01:59:39 | 71.27 | 97% |
| 2231 | 2021-05-24 07:40:09 | 72.85 | 98% |
| 1700 | 2021-04-28 03:18:30 | 61.26 | 96% |