Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2394 | 2022-01-29 16:36:53 | 73.39 | 96% |
| 1433 | 2021-09-29 05:53:51 | 62.60 | 95% |
| 442 | 2021-06-27 13:05:18 | 67.14 | 96% |