Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 85908 | 2021-08-30 14:05:01 | 85.68 | 98% |
| 84971 | 2021-02-21 22:34:13 | 99.63 | 98% |
| 84345 | 2021-02-14 21:41:38 | 95.52 | 98% |
| 82997 | 2020-12-12 22:35:55 | 94.94 | 98% |
| 74944 | 2020-08-02 12:29:28 | 75.57 | 96% |
| 73601 | 2020-07-03 20:48:06 | 89.73 | 97% |
| 70612 | 2020-05-26 04:58:23 | 95.59 | 96% |
| 67281 | 2020-02-08 07:56:25 | 102.15 | 98% |
| 59672 | 2019-08-26 17:29:57 | 93.97 | 97% |
| 54646 | 2019-05-12 00:17:42 | 81.20 | 96% |
| 50076 | 2019-03-06 08:06:38 | 89.01 | 98% |
| 46430 | 2019-01-07 20:44:12 | 82.33 | 96% |
| 45993 | 2018-12-31 12:48:06 | 77.72 | 96% |
| 29195 | 2018-08-15 10:58:44 | 84.97 | 97% |
| 25610 | 2018-07-10 15:04:57 | 82.76 | 96% |
| 14691 | 2018-04-06 22:04:16 | 85.89 | 96% |
| 11869 | 2018-03-15 16:49:20 | 89.44 | 99% |
| 11149 | 2018-03-08 00:53:06 | 75.62 | 96% |
| 10725 | 2018-03-04 21:07:28 | 77.92 | 96% |
| 10450 | 2018-03-03 21:26:12 | 71.57 | 95% |
| 7901 | 2017-11-05 04:09:42 | 74.70 | 97% |
| 5016 | 2017-10-17 18:22:40 | 69.30 | 96% |