Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2741 | 2017-04-14 06:45:29 | 41.38 | 90% |
| 2455 | 2017-04-11 09:29:57 | 46.48 | 94% |
| 948 | 2017-04-03 07:21:33 | 34.79 | 95% |
| 206 | 2017-03-30 17:43:17 | 30.52 | 91% |
| 123 | 2017-03-30 08:32:21 | 22.78 | 80% |