Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 903 | 2022-05-22 12:57:56 | 59.68 | 97% |
| 12 | 2022-03-17 16:12:18 | 62.02 | 99% |