Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1550 | 2018-06-17 20:02:05 | 73.38 | 94% |
| 471 | 2018-02-24 13:12:06 | 72.55 | 97% |