Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9576 | 2023-02-15 19:30:45 | 84.54 | 95% |
| 8010 | 2022-11-22 17:33:56 | 91.79 | 96% |
| 5131 | 2022-07-13 10:42:27 | 79.19 | 96% |