Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7905 | 2022-09-22 16:40:42 | 90.53 | 97% |
| 5659 | 2020-03-16 00:51:36 | 78.86 | 96% |
| 5655 | 2020-03-16 00:46:29 | 89.56 | 98% |
| 1725 | 2017-06-07 22:55:29 | 49.30 | 94% |
| 431 | 2017-03-06 21:11:11 | 45.55 | 90% |