Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3765 | 2021-10-26 00:41:48 | 53.74 | 93% |
| 1161 | 2021-08-08 03:18:02 | 31.10 | 92% |