Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3979 | 2023-04-16 08:53:51 | 74.71 | 95% |
| 1316 | 2021-12-29 07:02:33 | 65.06 | 94% |