Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5202 | 2019-05-22 06:35:16 | 77.24 | 96% |
| 4034 | 2019-01-31 04:27:33 | 73.10 | 98% |
| 149 | 2017-11-06 03:36:59 | 64.73 | 96% |