Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1867 | 2021-03-16 09:57:40 | 46.17 | 92% |
| 1361 | 2021-03-08 18:31:47 | 53.46 | 94% |