Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6078 | 2022-07-10 13:41:38 | 86.44 | 95% |
| 2499 | 2022-02-27 00:17:49 | 76.22 | 97% |