Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1140 | 2017-03-08 18:55:37 | 57.22 | 96% |
| 321 | 2017-02-14 18:28:39 | 51.19 | 93% |