Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1674 | 2022-06-23 17:28:01 | 57.63 | 95% |
| 491 | 2022-03-23 20:56:32 | 48.24 | 97% |