Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1035 | 2019-10-31 04:05:27 | 64.19 | 97% |
| 96 | 2019-01-28 07:44:15 | 46.69 | 93% |