Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6353 | 2024-01-26 03:06:45 | 102.13 | 98.4% |
| 5121 | 2023-02-21 04:32:11 | 85.57 | 95% |
| 4858 | 2022-06-07 01:39:49 | 88.68 | 96% |