Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2498 | 2023-06-21 03:11:48 | 95.66 | 96% |
| 1906 | 2021-08-28 20:19:09 | 82.35 | 97% |
| 1466 | 2021-05-02 13:40:15 | 86.19 | 98% |