Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16851 | 2023-05-21 02:13:46 | 32.72 | 94% |
| 15906 | 2023-03-11 02:23:08 | 44.93 | 93% |
| 15119 | 2023-01-24 18:05:59 | 48.37 | 94% |
| 13334 | 2022-10-20 01:05:46 | 40.08 | 92% |
| 10664 | 2022-01-29 04:50:12 | 31.45 | 91% |
| 9469 | 2021-12-22 04:00:20 | 41.94 | 94% |
| 6007 | 2021-10-04 14:59:55 | 42.86 | 95% |
| 5948 | 2021-10-01 21:29:27 | 39.73 | 94% |
| 3027 | 2021-03-16 04:04:00 | 34.30 | 95% |
| 2775 | 2021-03-13 13:37:10 | 36.32 | 95% |