Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8346 | 2022-10-03 22:12:57 | 49.38 | 94% |
| 8028 | 2022-09-07 12:44:01 | 70.83 | 98% |
| 5600 | 2021-10-19 13:33:50 | 70.64 | 98% |
| 4069 | 2021-07-04 16:38:56 | 63.50 | 97% |
| 2585 | 2021-06-02 21:29:27 | 52.68 | 96% |
| 1061 | 2021-04-16 15:37:31 | 49.36 | 97% |
| 44 | 2020-12-19 11:12:07 | 44.89 | 97% |