Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13238 | 2022-10-04 06:06:59 | 55.71 | 95% |
| 12875 | 2022-08-12 06:07:12 | 57.74 | 94% |
| 4587 | 2018-12-19 03:44:06 | 48.62 | 94% |
| 4545 | 2018-12-17 03:28:16 | 47.20 | 93% |
| 3521 | 2018-10-05 02:37:33 | 43.67 | 94% |
| 2564 | 2018-07-31 02:35:28 | 36.73 | 91% |