Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 54170 | 2023-08-04 19:57:43 | 144.52 | 100% |
| 46209 | 2022-11-10 22:51:21 | 142.70 | 100% |
| 43850 | 2022-09-05 22:46:32 | 130.21 | 98% |
| 39679 | 2022-06-21 20:05:39 | 125.31 | 98% |
| 38659 | 2022-06-18 01:41:25 | 131.11 | 98% |
| 37088 | 2022-06-14 07:33:58 | 127.34 | 98% |
| 28404 | 2021-07-20 22:15:43 | 137.74 | 100% |
| 27864 | 2021-07-19 20:00:57 | 131.57 | 98% |
| 25633 | 2021-05-06 22:15:45 | 128.73 | 97% |
| 21643 | 2021-01-14 06:23:37 | 119.92 | 97% |
| 17291 | 2020-11-18 01:13:48 | 130.96 | 100% |
| 15985 | 2020-11-06 20:26:59 | 123.71 | 96% |
| 6907 | 2020-08-02 04:58:16 | 111.36 | 98% |
| 1245 | 2020-05-12 05:46:31 | 97.07 | 96% |