Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11794 | 2023-03-19 03:26:34 | 56.26 | 97% |
| 11518 | 2022-12-14 06:50:07 | 55.25 | 97% |
| 3669 | 2021-11-20 06:47:36 | 52.27 | 97% |
| 2027 | 2021-10-26 10:49:05 | 44.87 | 94% |