Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2293 | 2021-05-28 11:20:40 | 108.74 | 97% |
| 1806 | 2021-05-23 17:20:01 | 116.07 | 98% |
| 232 | 2021-05-03 17:42:44 | 117.22 | 98% |