Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6708 | 2018-08-17 16:18:15 | 99.29 | 97% |
| 4717 | 2018-05-07 01:53:58 | 99.03 | 98% |
| 760 | 2017-11-20 11:59:40 | 85.91 | 97% |