Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1748 | 2021-10-16 21:24:59 | 74.35 | 95% |
| 658 | 2021-08-05 21:56:31 | 80.87 | 96% |