Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2466 | 2022-05-17 03:45:50 | 64.53 | 97% |
| 549 | 2022-02-28 08:45:45 | 53.04 | 96% |
| 228 | 2021-12-20 09:40:44 | 48.20 | 95% |
| 39 | 2021-11-15 15:03:05 | 43.86 | 95% |