Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1171 | 2020-09-29 16:29:19 | 66.26 | 96% |
| 1110 | 2020-09-23 12:16:45 | 65.24 | 95% |