Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3734 | 2019-02-15 18:02:13 | 100.99 | 97% |
| 2930 | 2018-12-25 15:42:30 | 98.61 | 98% |