Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12351 | 2021-07-12 14:31:33 | 88.59 | 95% |
| 6227 | 2019-11-06 11:41:59 | 78.17 | 96% |
| 2266 | 2019-02-24 13:02:20 | 75.88 | 96% |