Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1859 | 2017-06-14 06:48:11 | 66.96 | 95% |
| 319 | 2017-04-13 04:00:59 | 48.01 | 82% |
| 229 | 2017-04-12 04:41:39 | 61.86 | 89% |