Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4529 | 2021-02-25 10:28:18 | 60.72 | 93.9% |
| 1950 | 2020-10-16 19:15:25 | 67.52 | 95% |