Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1186 | 2023-07-26 06:06:34 | 45.73 | 96% |
| 579 | 2023-02-23 14:34:26 | 43.10 | 95% |