Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8314 | 2024-04-30 05:17:41 | 90.90 | 97% |
| 3098 | 2022-09-09 10:52:30 | 85.71 | 96% |
| 2879 | 2022-07-07 04:25:55 | 80.31 | 97% |
| 1983 | 2022-03-13 11:40:18 | 64.41 | 93% |