Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3355 | 2023-10-06 15:35:07 | 77.66 | 97.6% |
| 1025 | 2023-05-15 15:05:00 | 69.99 | 95% |