Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3642 | 2022-05-26 18:30:20 | 80.22 | 99% |
| 3341 | 2022-04-11 13:00:46 | 83.89 | 98% |