Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5888 | 2023-09-01 20:33:28 | 100.05 | 96% |
| 4764 | 2023-06-04 22:38:37 | 101.80 | 96% |
| 4609 | 2023-06-01 15:08:37 | 85.28 | 96% |
| 3401 | 2023-01-02 20:58:40 | 82.05 | 94% |
| 1302 | 2022-03-03 17:00:56 | 87.30 | 96% |