Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 688 | 2023-07-28 16:55:43 | 57.70 | 95% |
| 347 | 2022-04-11 20:32:18 | 35.22 | 95% |