When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 91652 | 2022-01-26 11:04:23 | 111.84 | 98% |
| 82749 | 2020-12-07 21:59:33 | 98.66 | 97% |
| 80454 | 2020-11-20 03:46:12 | 101.30 | 97% |
| 76658 | 2020-10-25 10:01:00 | 92.31 | 96% |
| 71862 | 2020-06-13 22:00:22 | 114.57 | 99% |
| 67549 | 2020-02-13 10:29:20 | 103.55 | 97% |
| 64309 | 2019-11-29 16:46:58 | 104.39 | 98% |
| 55627 | 2019-05-23 11:17:36 | 95.94 | 97% |
| 49974 | 2019-03-03 20:48:49 | 100.78 | 98% |
| 47227 | 2019-01-17 05:26:05 | 81.81 | 96% |
| 42369 | 2018-11-29 08:01:32 | 101.36 | 98% |
| 40502 | 2018-11-08 20:58:45 | 99.91 | 98% |
| 40211 | 2018-11-07 12:15:34 | 90.45 | 97% |
| 36705 | 2018-10-16 15:59:36 | 98.42 | 98% |
| 32384 | 2018-09-10 16:20:38 | 94.97 | 97% |
| 26279 | 2018-07-14 21:59:22 | 97.77 | 98% |
| 24837 | 2018-07-01 09:35:09 | 92.14 | 97% |
| 22842 | 2018-06-08 14:44:19 | 93.03 | 98% |
| 19558 | 2018-05-12 00:28:49 | 91.61 | 98% |
| 12311 | 2018-03-22 21:42:32 | 79.62 | 97% |
| 9415 | 2017-11-14 14:41:05 | 81.18 | 97% |
| 7281 | 2017-10-31 23:18:04 | 70.94 | 96% |
| 6345 | 2017-10-26 21:25:46 | 93.29 | 98% |
| 3304 | 2017-08-07 19:20:58 | 65.18 | 97% |
| 2734 | 2017-08-04 21:52:47 | 66.50 | 97% |
| 1709 | 2017-08-01 15:59:55 | 60.40 | 96% |
| 1582 | 2017-08-01 09:33:35 | 69.64 | 97% |