When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 400696 | 2022-03-30 18:27:56 | 138.78 | 97% |
| 390694 | 2022-02-01 05:08:53 | 173.73 | 99% |
| 387466 | 2021-10-20 22:20:32 | 141.95 | 99% |
| 385001 | 2021-07-07 21:49:33 | 153.72 | 98% |
| 300374 | 2020-05-24 03:53:40 | 142.13 | 98% |
| 293866 | 2020-05-17 01:44:32 | 116.22 | 97% |
| 258503 | 2020-03-18 19:24:04 | 142.94 | 98% |
| 202097 | 2019-12-02 02:20:44 | 119.09 | 96% |
| 192757 | 2019-11-17 02:38:33 | 138.13 | 97% |
| 172268 | 2019-09-14 00:55:35 | 144.77 | 97% |
| 165963 | 2019-08-22 23:27:18 | 148.40 | 98% |
| 156960 | 2019-08-03 20:11:53 | 139.64 | 97% |
| 153517 | 2019-07-25 18:53:22 | 154.93 | 99% |
| 151117 | 2019-07-20 23:07:45 | 132.88 | 96% |
| 131595 | 2019-06-09 22:19:21 | 151.15 | 97% |
| 130335 | 2019-06-06 20:35:44 | 127.46 | 97% |
| 122776 | 2019-05-20 01:27:27 | 145.78 | 98% |
| 118247 | 2019-05-10 23:55:22 | 140.55 | 98% |
| 112113 | 2019-04-21 18:25:20 | 119.71 | 97% |
| 112090 | 2019-04-21 18:09:45 | 139.93 | 99% |
| 105853 | 2019-04-06 01:36:11 | 124.92 | 97% |
| 71051 | 2019-03-01 18:18:43 | 147.05 | 99% |
| 67190 | 2019-02-22 04:56:29 | 134.03 | 99% |
| 63881 | 2019-02-14 07:34:43 | 143.88 | 99% |
| 63399 | 2019-02-13 07:31:05 | 129.62 | 97% |
| 47197 | 2019-01-08 04:40:56 | 122.18 | 98% |
| 43492 | 2018-12-30 02:44:15 | 125.70 | 97% |
| 37143 | 2018-12-11 20:35:59 | 120.61 | 95% |
| 36923 | 2018-12-11 05:21:42 | 121.47 | 98% |
| 35504 | 2018-12-07 16:30:18 | 107.51 | 96% |
| 34107 | 2018-12-03 20:35:16 | 123.70 | 98% |
| 32010 | 2018-11-29 02:02:53 | 123.23 | 99% |
| 21262 | 2018-10-29 06:21:31 | 110.02 | 97% |
| 20160 | 2018-10-27 03:14:42 | 109.00 | 97% |
| 9105 | 2018-09-05 23:29:33 | 129.02 | 97% |
| 6080 | 2018-01-24 21:40:31 | 99.65 | 97% |
| 3283 | 2018-01-01 00:33:03 | 110.28 | 98% |
| 3282 | 2018-01-01 00:31:45 | 105.17 | 97% |