The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5926 | 2016-07-04 04:59:14 | 98.10 | 98% |
| 5671 | 2016-05-22 21:49:09 | 105.92 | 98% |
| 5485 | 2016-05-05 03:09:36 | 97.32 | 98% |
| 4651 | 2015-11-02 22:04:00 | 103.56 | 99% |
| 3791 | 2015-03-12 00:10:30 | 100.69 | 97% |
| 3644 | 2015-02-22 04:27:21 | 96.76 | 97% |
| 2201 | 2014-08-20 22:06:05 | 86.44 | 95% |
| 1915 | 2014-08-01 04:22:20 | 98.42 | 97% |
| 1435 | 2014-06-15 02:55:32 | 85.47 | 95% |
| 1293 | 2014-06-02 20:55:53 | 83.86 | 95% |
| 1001 | 2014-04-28 17:51:56 | 84.59 | 96% |
| 868 | 2014-04-02 22:10:34 | 92.35 | 98% |
| 226 | 2014-01-12 04:30:40 | 84.17 | 98% |