The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8771 | 2015-08-06 17:03:26 | 101.05 | 96% |
| 8555 | 2015-07-21 20:19:57 | 87.03 | 93% |
| 7957 | 2015-05-01 00:38:15 | 111.71 | 97% |
| 7627 | 2015-03-25 03:40:08 | 110.12 | 97% |
| 7532 | 2015-03-18 21:40:40 | 117.80 | 98% |
| 7404 | 2015-03-13 21:34:40 | 105.39 | 96% |
| 7335 | 2015-03-11 01:25:50 | 99.55 | 94% |
| 7203 | 2015-03-09 17:16:22 | 98.35 | 94% |
| 7064 | 2015-03-04 20:55:41 | 83.04 | 92% |
| 6058 | 2015-02-09 01:32:09 | 99.17 | 95% |
| 6014 | 2015-02-05 21:33:32 | 100.69 | 95% |
| 5392 | 2015-01-05 00:08:29 | 99.18 | 96% |
| 5085 | 2014-12-30 04:03:05 | 93.31 | 94% |
| 4988 | 2014-12-28 22:14:08 | 91.12 | 92% |
| 4871 | 2014-12-26 00:39:26 | 102.90 | 97% |
| 4443 | 2014-12-17 08:13:48 | 84.60 | 93% |
| 4160 | 2014-12-15 02:38:33 | 89.07 | 94% |
| 3932 | 2014-12-12 00:25:02 | 97.76 | 95% |
| 3930 | 2014-12-12 00:22:49 | 104.22 | 96% |
| 3617 | 2014-12-04 03:21:20 | 104.23 | 97% |
| 3478 | 2014-11-30 23:18:02 | 106.39 | 98% |
| 3085 | 2014-11-20 16:50:05 | 102.42 | 98% |
| 1872 | 2014-11-05 04:57:16 | 94.70 | 97% |
| 1599 | 2014-11-03 19:01:02 | 77.33 | 88% |
| 898 | 2014-10-27 18:08:05 | 92.99 | 95% |
| 520 | 2014-10-24 19:16:11 | 93.75 | 95% |